别样的贸易大战,,,

别样的贸易大战


唐纳德-创普



 一天,习近平给我打来电话他说:“你敢不敢和我举行贸易大战”我豪爽的答应了:“我怎么不当然敢”,周日下午在xx国xx城市举行,谁不来谁就是萨格尔王。

  我原本以为我恐吓了习近平,习近平应该躲在梁家河,不敢找我,可正当这时,我听见了音乐声,原来是我手机响了,一看,竟然是习近平打来的电话,他还真有勇气,我接通了电话,听道电话那头骂道:“小废物,你怎么还不来,再不来你妈的泌尿系统就被我捅(tū)坏了。”我听到他对我的毒骂之后,我回骂道:“我要把你挂到乳包网站上,帮你喷粪一番,你说好不好啊。”

  他吓得岿(kuī)然不动,可是到了周日,习近平竟然又给我打电话了,他还真要和我举行贸易大战,于是我按照约定,到达了xx城市,可他呆巴等我已经等我很久了。

  第一回合,我占今上风,他比不过我,到了第六轮关税,他就主动认输了。

  第二局,他开始占上风,我也不甘势弱,我们僵持了一百多条推特,我因为贿赂乌克兰人,被他击败了。

  从那时开始,我就不轻敌了,我认真研究他的套路,于是我总结出了一种方案。

  第二天,我们举行第三局,他使用祖传梗爽方案,对我发动掹烈的攻击,我们势均力敌,平分秋色,我们比了八千多万个小时,也没分出胜负。

  后来,他不知不觉的睡起了大觉,我趁着这个好机会,一记香港人权法,打的他通商宽衣,不敢还手,对他的打击比屠杀齐心还大。
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冰棒外交 2019-12-03

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Diana 常委
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美 文 改 编
碰碰車草
憋young的贸易大战

“我看在过一会儿那个沼气池就要憋炸了”的“憋”
删帖控平
唐纳德创普习近平说

1、众所周知习近平真实存在,唐纳德创普也事真实存在。
2、习近平事男性,唐纳德创普也事男性。
3、习近平事通过99.54%赞成票选举上台的民选国家领导人,唐纳德创普也事民选国家领导人。
4、习近平纵使烈火焚身,也岿(kuī)然不动;唐纳德创普也有岿然不动的大智慧(is a stable genius)。
5、习近平领导下的国家,目力所及之处布满了自动出道机,证明习近平事恶俗壬,,,唐纳德创普的名字里有个创字,显然他也事恶俗壬,,,
6、习近平靠他爹给他的正定县书记小官位发家,唐纳德创普靠他爹给他的一百万美元小贷款发家(a 'small' $1 million loan)。
高雅至极
雅,,,
数字论证呢?
An extraordinary trade war
Author xjp
One day, Donald Trump give me a phone call. "dare you start trade war against me?""how dare I not! This sunday afternoon we start at qingfeng restaurant, whoever doesn't come will be old waste LI WEI. "

I thought I have already threatened Trump. He should hide himself now in the Trump Tower and fuck east european pornstars. But later my cellphone rang again and it is from him."100kg waste why are you so late? If you won't come then your overseas properties will be frozen by the us government"

After hearing his malign, I said,"I will put your personal info on the encyclopedia dramatica and turn it into hot news. How do you feel about this?"

He was afraid to give a reply. I arrived at the restaurant on Sunday afternoon. Surprisingly he was there and ready to start the war.

...Later, he couldn't help himself to deal with impeachment. I seized this great chance and gave him a "Renzhengfei's private car drifting". Trump was blown up to sky. The damage caused to him was even greater than slaughtering his biological mother.

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过于草生
我也要
支持佳作!!
好活儿
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创持,,,

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